Single and Unready to Mingle
*This is an entry for the February Blog of the Month competition*
Waking up effortlessly by noon on weekends, as free as a butterfly out of a cocoon, having meals prepared, clothes washed and dry-cleaned for you without even asking and doing the most random things at the oddest timings is dreamy, isn't it?
Well, say hello to the perks of leading a single's life. A life in which only me, myself and I matter and no jittering over what to buy your bae at valentines day or sulking over how exhausting it is to run after kids just to change their diapers! Phew!
A pressureless life where you can binge watch peaky blinders 24 hours in a row and sleep for 48 hours straight without having to worry about unanswered messages and voice calls and about making your Saas angry because of your excessively sloth-like routines!
Eating like there's no tomorrow because hey, who would steal your bae because you were just a wad bit of fat? No insecurities, jealousies possessing over anyone just swimming in sparkly waters in summers is what we live for!
No fear of being left alone, no frustration of being ignored- just bossing around the younger siblings and feeling like a queen, even though the achievement chart is rotting, is what a single's life is all about!
It's an amalgam of freedom, silliness, being nonchalant, and having sky-high self-esteem despite being single!
Yes, I love this life and would relive it again and again had I been a cat with 9 lives!
Arham Nadeem (Batch of 2020)
Waking up effortlessly by noon on weekends, as free as a butterfly out of a cocoon, having meals prepared, clothes washed and dry-cleaned for you without even asking and doing the most random things at the oddest timings is dreamy, isn't it?
Well, say hello to the perks of leading a single's life. A life in which only me, myself and I matter and no jittering over what to buy your bae at valentines day or sulking over how exhausting it is to run after kids just to change their diapers! Phew!
A pressureless life where you can binge watch peaky blinders 24 hours in a row and sleep for 48 hours straight without having to worry about unanswered messages and voice calls and about making your Saas angry because of your excessively sloth-like routines!
Eating like there's no tomorrow because hey, who would steal your bae because you were just a wad bit of fat? No insecurities, jealousies possessing over anyone just swimming in sparkly waters in summers is what we live for!
No fear of being left alone, no frustration of being ignored- just bossing around the younger siblings and feeling like a queen, even though the achievement chart is rotting, is what a single's life is all about!
It's an amalgam of freedom, silliness, being nonchalant, and having sky-high self-esteem despite being single!
Yes, I love this life and would relive it again and again had I been a cat with 9 lives!
Arham Nadeem (Batch of 2020)
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